So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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