What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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