She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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