butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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