butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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