come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Modeâ€. So. Many. Orgasms.
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