Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize
