think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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