wakey wakey hands off snakey
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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