So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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