Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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