i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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