My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
This beer is not sobering me up at all
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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