Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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