So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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