its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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