Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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