Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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