have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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