The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
