TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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