and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
