are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Randomize
