Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Drunk is not a location!
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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