Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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