so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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