Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
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