Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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