Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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