first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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