the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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