Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
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