Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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