I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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