I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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