Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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