considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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