why didn't you poke me back
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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