Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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