You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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