Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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