i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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