The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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