Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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