By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Randomize
