In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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