we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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