Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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