gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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