No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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