is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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