The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
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Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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