great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
false alarm, still single
jump out the window naked night went bad
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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