The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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