Kiss
Puke
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
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