I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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