Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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