How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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