Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
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