my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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