This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i think i have herpe
just one?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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