windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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