is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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